All images are an indisputable depiction of myself.
Any cropping, blurring, or otherwise obscuring of distinguishable features, body art, and/or indicative attributes have been implemented, not only to protect my privacy and discretion, but also to protect yours. All of my artful accents have been well chosen and tastefully placed, and in no way interferes with my suitability or sophistication. Nevertheless, if you bear an aversion to such enhancements, then I respectfully understand that I am not the companion for you.
For those of you who maintain an unbiased attraction to individual diversity and aesthetic variation, I can guarantee that you'll be more than pleasantly surprised.